Every Storm a Serenade

Earthy greens with a damp mossy vibe. It’s refreshing but definitely not one I’d wear myself.

It has that classic men’s cologne feel, but still easy to wear. I don’t pick up any sea-like saltiness, but there’s definitely a mix of water and forest smells. The scent reminds me of those moody, overcast days in the woods near a creek—those moments alone under the trees. It’s like standing in that damp, quiet spot you can only imagine from movies or books set in mysterious forests. While Imaginary Authors tried to craft a story around it, something about the absence of fishiness or that hard work funk makes their tale feel off.

Every Storm a Serenade brings to mind the untamed energy of Northern California's coastline. The fresh scent of eucalyptus and the aromatic sway of coastal cypress trees under a chilly fog, along with the crash of waves against driftwood dotted with bull kelp on the sand, paint a vivid picture in my mind. This scent holds a special place in my heart forever—it was the start of my love affair with indie perfumes, a experience that felt entirely new and transformative at the time. It wasn’t just about the fragrance; it was like discovering a whole new world. And the way it made me feel—dark, intriguing, and a bit enigmatic. It’s almost like the perfume itself had a life of its own, casting a shadow over my senses. It’s interesting how many people mention its lack of staying power, though on me, it does linger for several hours. I suppose the initial boldness of the calone might make one think it would stick around longer, but perhaps that’s just my personal impression speaking!

The perfume has a strong maritime feel, but there's something off that adds a pungent, unwelcome vibe. It’s like the scent of an old wooden boat covered in barnacles and seaweed. The eucalyptus is a nice addition, but unfortunately, it gets dominated by a mixture of vetiver and ambergris, which overshadows the otherwise pleasant balance.

Like many others from this brand, *Every Storm a Serenade* feels more like an adventure than just a perfume. It’s not your typical clean or dirty scent but carries a fresh, salty, and sexy vibe, almost like something man-made could crush it. It has that industrial, primal feel—not too heavy or light, with a slight medicinal touch (eucalyptus). While I initially panicked and wanted to wash it off, after an hour, it started growing on me. If you’re glamping, this is the one to wear next time—think camping in Big Sur, fresh watermelon, and that subtle sweetness without the flowers or ambergris. It’s unique in a way that feels almost too real but definitely made for humans.